Your November Horoscope: A Night at the Theatre

Your November Horoscopes have arrived, just in time for chilly winter weather. Read on to find what movie to snuggle up with this month.

BRrrRRRRR it’s cold in here! With the last few leaves falling and the weather plummeting, November is the perfect time to shnuggle up and watch your fav flick. But what movie?? Instead of scrolling through hours, I've selected the perfect film for you based on your sign. Grab your popcorn and click PLAY!


ARIES: March 21 - April 19

Little rams, you don’t really care what people think about you, so you naturally looove to carve your own path. When you’re looking to hit PLAY this month, choose LADY BIRD. Not only is Lady Bird star Saoirse Ronan an Aries herself, but the movie also stars the best jaw-line in the Biz: Timothee Chalamet. More like Marryme Chalamet amirite? No? Did the joke land? *Quietly leaves room*

Sick Lady Bird GIF by A24

 

TAURUS: April 20 - May 20

Taurus your motto is “I see it, I want it, I bought it, I got it”. So what better way to unwind than with a movie that really gets your affinity for SWANK. And who knows bling more than the ladies in THE BLING RING?? Based on a true story, a crew of teens break into the homes of celebs all across LA. Lindsay Lohan’s purses? STOLEN! Orlando Bloom’s house? BURGLARIZED! You’re going to love it (and maybe…..wish you were there. I won’t tell!).

I Want To Rob Emma Watson GIF by A24

 

GEMINI: May 21 - June 20 

If you’re brainstorming movies about twins, and you don’t immediately think Parent Trap...what planet do you live on? Who are you? Do you come in peace??? I’m not going to explain the plot of PT to you, because like the Mona Lisa, you should automatically know this classic work of art. Grab some Oreos and peanut butter, secretly pierce your ears, and hit the couch! 

Lindsay Lohan GIF by Nick At Nite

CANCER: June 21 - July 22

You’re a sensitive little crab who is not shy about your emotions. While others may steer away from a Nicholas Sparks moment, you love to dive in to them. If you’re not crying at the end of a movie, why bother watching? My pick for you this month is A WALK TO REMEMBER. A romantic tragedy with a killer soundtrack from Mandy Moore? This film was made for you.

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LEO: July 23 - August 22

Forget Fall or Winter, your favourite season is the SEASON OF LOVE! You’ve probably already been in the musical, so why not settle in and watch the movie version of RENT? Tag yourself, are you a Maureen or a Joanne?? Either way, LA VIE BOHEME! 

Idina Menzel Party GIF

 

VIRGO: August 23 - September 22

Virgo energy is powerful and deserves to be celebrated. What better way to celebrate than with queen of all Virgos, Beyoncé. Her Coachella concert documentary HOMECOMING, is the perfect movie for you Virgo! Nothing will relax you more like seeing a Virgo’s mind at work. As Beyoncé says, “I’m bigger than life, my name in lights. I’m the number one chick, I don’t need no HYPE!”

Beyonce Walk GIF

 

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22

With about a gazillion movies on Netflix, it can be hard to settle on a movie. It’s a commitment that’s hard for most people, but especially you Libra! So why choose 1 story, when you can choose 4? SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS is a Libra’s dream. Gather some pals, put on some jeans, and watch Carmen, Lena, Tibby and Bridget navigate summer together. 

Alexis Bledel Friends GIF

 

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 

Now, I don’t know Regina George’s birthday but if I could guess...she’s probably a Scorpio. She’s a Queen Bee, just like you! Tap into the plastic side of you by watching (or re-watching more likely!) MEAN GIRLS. Ditch the popcorn and grab some Kälteen Bars and Toaster Strudels for your movie night. It’s also baaaaaasically a Christmas movie. *blasts Jingle Bell Rock*. 

Mean Girls Dancing GIF by T. Kyle

 

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21

While most signs are represented by an animal, you my special Sag are represented by a Centaur with a bow and arrow. That is cool! AS!  HELL! When it comes down to your movie night, tap into your mythical ways by having a Harry Potter Marathon. Not only is the Forbidden Forest filled with Centaurs, but your adventurous side will have you relating to Harry for all 8 movies. EXPECTO PATRONUM SIS! 

Harry Potter Ron GIF

 

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 19

You are ruled by Saturn which represents responsibility, hard work, and learning lessons. Because of this, you definitely have a love for all things history. How else do we learn other than studying our past?! This November, cozy up with a movie based on a historical event. My pick? TITANIC. But hmm what lesson will you learn? Not to get on a yacht? To always listen to Celine Dion? That young Leo Decaps is hot AF??????

Titanic Kate Winslet GIF

 

AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18

You know when people ask, “What if the aliens have already invaded and we just don’t know yet”? Well, I can confirm the aliens have invaded, and they’re all Aquarians. This month, put on a big red hoodie and cozy up to a movie that is super close to (phone)home: E.T. 

Moon Et GIF

 

PISCES: February 19 - March 20

Look at these horoscopes, aren’t they neat? Don’t you think November’s collection is almost complete? Pisces, you are most comfortable under the sea, just like a certain mermaid we know. Dust off that VHS and pop in THE LITTLE MERMAID. You won’t feel like a poor unfortunate soul after having a night in with Ariel!

Little Mermaid Dancing GIF

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