BRrrRRRRR it’s cold in here! With the last few leaves falling and the weather plummeting, November is the perfect time to snuggle up and watch a movie. But with about a trillion options out there (Netflix and Prime and Disney+, oh MY), what to settle on? Grab the popcorn, the stars have all the answers.
ARIES: March 21 - April 19
Little rams, you’re itching for some fierce competition lately! So when you’re looking to hit PLAY this month, choose BRING IT ON. There’s cheerleading. There are iconic quotes (your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!). There’s tumbling. There’s a school rivalry. Need we say more? ROLL CALL!
TAURUS: April 20 - May 20
Taurus your motto is “I see it, I want it, I bought it, I got it”. So what better way to unwind than with a movie that really gets your affinity for SWANK. And who knows bling more than the ladies in THE BLING RING?? Based on a true story, a crew of teens break into the homes of celebs all across LA. Lindsay Lohan’s purses? STOLEN! Orlando Bloom’s house? BURGLARIZED! You’re going to love it (and maybe…..wish you were there. I won’t tell!)
GEMINI: May 21 - June 20
If you’re brainstorming movies about twins, and you don’t immediately think PARENT TRAP...what planet do you live on? Who are you? Do you come in peace?? I’m not going to explain the plot of PT to you, because like the Mona Lisa, you should automatically know this classic work of art. Grab some Oreos and peanut butter, secretly pierce your ears, and hit the couch!
CANCER: June 21 - July 22
You’re a sensitive little crab who is not shy about your emotions. While others may steer away from a Nicholas Sparks moment, you love to dive head first into them. If you’re not crying at the end of a movie, why bother watching? My pick for you this month is A WALK TO REMEMBER. A romantic tragedy with a weepy soundtrack from Mandy Moore? This film was made for you.
LEO: July 23 - August 22
Forget Fall or Winter, your favourite season is the season of love! You’ve probably already been in the musical, so why not settle in and watch the movie version of RENT? Tag yourself, are you a Maureen or a Joanne? Either way, LA VIE BOHEME!
VIRGO: August 23 - September 22
Virgo energy is powerful. Virgos GET STUFF DONE. And while we know Elle Woods is famously a proud “Gemini Vegetarian”, you can’t deny LEGALLY BLONDE has extreme Virgo energy. A movie all about turning stereotypes on their head, there’s nothing more you relate to than looking at all your accomplishments and saying, “What, like it’s hard?”
LIBRA: September 23 - October 22
With about a gazillion movies on Netflix, it can be hard to settle on a movie. It’s a commitment that’s hard for most people, but especially you Libra! So why choose 1 story, when you can choose 4? SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS is a Libra’s dream. Gather some pals, put on some jeans, and watch Carmen, Lena, Tibby and Bridget navigate summer together.
SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
Now, I don’t know Regina George’s birthday but if I could guess...she’s probably a Scorpio. She’s a Queen Bee, just like you! Tap into the plastic side of you by watching (or re-watching more likely!) MEAN GIRLS. Ditch the popcorn and grab some Kälteen Bars and Toaster Strudels for your movie night. It’s also basically a Christmas movie, so those bases are covered too. *blasts Jingle Bell Rock*
SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21
While most signs are represented by an animal, you my special Sag are represented by a Centaur with a bow and arrow. So when it comes down to your movie night, tap into your mythical ways by having a HARRY POTTER Marathon. Not only is the Forbidden Forest filled with Centaurs, but your adventurous side will have you relating to Harry for all 8 movies. EXPECTO PATRONUM!
CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 19
You are ruled by Saturn which represents responsibility, hard work, and learning lessons. Because of this, you definitely have a love for all things history. How else do we learn other than studying our past?! This November, cozy up with a movie based on a historical event. My pick? TITANIC. But hmm what lesson will you learn? Not to get on a yacht? To always listen to Celine Dion? That young Leo Decaps is hot AF?
AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
You know when people ask, “What if the aliens have already invaded but we just don’t know it yet”? Well, I can confirm the aliens have invaded, and they’re all Aquarians. This month, put on a big red hoodie and cozy up to a movie that is super close to (phone)home: E.T.
PISCES: February 19 - March 20
Pisces, you are super dreamy, so we think you should float away to Studio Ghibli film SPIRITED AWAY. It’s perfect for you because Ghibli films feel super dreamy too— the animations are all hand drawn after all! Super artistic and fantastical just like you, we can’t wait for you to be totally obsessed with this amazing Japanese movie!
That's all for this month! Leave us your movie review over on @ktbyknix!