Your September Horoscope. Period.

Check out your September horoscope to find out which class you’re ACING this year

School is back in session! And while we know all of our Knixteens will have a #HotGirlSemester in all their classes, there’s always oneeee special subject you'll kick the most butt in. I’ve consulted the stars and found out where you’ll be making the grade this year.

ARIES: March 21 - April 19

If you’re anything like me (#TeamRam), it might be a little hard to focus in class because of all that extra energy. In clinical terms? You have ants in your pants. Sitting still is not your forte, so you know you’re about to CRUSH it in Gym class! You’ll be lapping everyone this term!

working out sailor moon GIF
 

TAURUS: April 20 - May 20

The first Earth sign in the zodiac, you love all things green (naturally). This includes the great outdoors! You’re also a homebody, so what better subject to study than Geography, which is all about our home planet Earth. Ain’t no river deep enough and ain’t no mountain high enough that will stop you from getting that A+! 

bill nye spinning GIF by Nike
 

GEMINI: May 21 - June 20 

You’re ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication- which means you like to talk talk talk, and you do it well. You’re also super cool under pressure and really convincing, so you’ll have no trouble arguing you’re way to a A+ in Debate class. 

 yakub memon life GIF

CANCER: June 21 - July 22

Class can be chaos sometimes, and that takes a lot out of you little crabs! You may have a tough exterior, but your insides are as mushy as they come. Creative Writing is where you’ll kick butt at this year. A solo activity that you can do silently that only relies on your thoughts, feelings and imagination?? Puhlease, you do that for fun... even when it’s not being graded! 

hilarious kermit the frog GIF 

LEO: July 23 - August 22

Ya bb girl, not to give into stereotypes but… you’re obviously gunning for the spotlight in Drama this year. And rightfully so! You deserve top billing- and it doesn’t matter if you’re Elphaba or an understudy for one of the flying monkeys. Remember this: Shine bright, shine far, don't be shy, be a star!

elphaba GIF by Broadway.com

VIRGO: August 23 - September 22

Listen, I’m not here to explain what Economics is. Of course I’ve never taken the class, I write horoscopes duh. But you my Virgos, you will thrive. Numbers come easy to you (jealous!) and you’ve never shied away from spending money. I’m not great at math, but I think that = an A+ in Economics. 

graph GIF by MIT
 

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22

The most balanced sign in the universe, you’re represented by a set of scales. Harmony and Justice are your specialty, so you’ll have no problem laying down the law in… Law class. Listen, Kim Kardashian is a Libra and she went back to Law school, so the stars don’t lie! 

keeping up with the kardashians kim GIF by E!

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 

Scorpios love to blaze a trail wherever they go, and one trail that needs BLAZING is Science. Use your analytical skills, resourcefulness and stubbornness to kick butt in Chem, Bio or Physics and you’ll be on your way to saving the world. #ClimateChangeisReal #GirlsinSTEM

women chemistry GIF by Diversify Science Gifs

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21

While the rest of your Fire sign sisters are more comfy being in front of the camera, you love being behind it. You’re creative, independent and love to explore, which means you have the best eye for Photography Class. Click click bish, get snapping! 

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CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 19

You are ambitious, disciplined and love rules. The thrill you get from solving a problem is real, so it totally adds up that Math is your thing. It just makes sense to you! As Cady Heron once said “I like math. Because it’s the same in every country”. Cady would know, because she’s a totaaaaal Capricorn. JK I have no idea, but just nod with me. 

cady heron math GIF

AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18

You all have a full 150 pack of Prismacolors, and would never be caught dead with some silly old Crayolas. Whether it’s sketching or painting or sculpture, you are the queen of Art class. Leonardo Davinci is literally shaking, Rembrandt wishes he was never born and Van Gogh’s Starry Night could neeeeeeeeever.

mona lisa wink GIF by truTV’s Adam Ruins Everything

PISCES: February 19 - March 20

Pisces are emotional, creative and super introspective, which means you’re naturally musically inclined. This year, you’ll be marching along to an A+ in Music class. Hey! Band is nothing to laugh about. So get tooting on that horn, banging on that drum, and warming up your vocals!

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Have a good first month at school! See you in October! 

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